Cinenema

06/13/2017

After a 3 year hiatus, CINENEMA RETURNS TONIGHT AT MONSTERCADE! We're celebrating with FREE FOOD and calling it "Chicken and Chills". Come watch some Kung-Fu Action and get some Din-Din. See you at 7pm... PERVERTS! 🤡

Five Element Ninjas (1982 Shaw Brothers) original trailer Aka Super Ninjas Director: Chang Cheh Starring: Lo Meng, Michael Chan, Rickey Cheng

01/22/2015

10:30 p.m. tomorrow! WHo's ready for Frankenhooker?!?!?!

B-MOVIE FRIDAY: Join us at 10:30 p.m. when we present Frankenhooker! Here’s your chance to check out one of the most insane and depraved Cult films from the ‘90s! A medical school dropout loses his fiancée in a tragic lawnmower incident, and decides to bring her back. Unfortunately, he was only able to save her head, so he goes to the red light district in the city so he can get parts for his girlfriend. $5 ticket includes a FREE BEVERAGE!

09/26/2014

Transformers?! Pacific Rim?! Please... we're rocking "Robot Jox" tonight!!! Some people REALLY love this film... but then again, there are people who think Creed was the best band in the world. Come out and experience some Sci-Fi Cheese!

In this futuristic tale, conflict is resolved through war -- but not between humans. Instead, the world's superpowers are represented by gigantic, robotic te...

09/19/2014

TONIGHT! We're screening the only dwarf spy movie you'll ever need to see at Geeksboro Coffeehouse Cinema! The party starts at 11:55pm so get on it!!!

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09/12/2014

Its "Sleepaway Camp" time at Geeksboroooooo! You won't need "No-Doze" for this one. Come get scared at midnight!!!

Directed by Robert Hiltzik "Slightly disturbed and painfully shy Angela Baker is sent away to summer camp with her cousin. Not long after Angela's arrival, t...

05/20/2014

Super Sucky! Tonight at 8pm at Krankies Coffee!!!

SuperGirl 1984 Director: Jeannot Szwarc Starring: Faye Dunaway, Helen Slater, Peter O'Toole, Hart Bochner, Mia Farrow, Peter Cook

05/13/2014

Tonight at Krankies Coffee. Cin-enema Bad Movie Review is playing "The Calamari Wrestler". Because we hate you. 8pm.

Trailer de Calamari wrestler

05/01/2014

Hallelujah!!!! Its time for SUPERVAN, Jerkwads! Tuesday night!

Laser blasting and solar powered! Watch out - It's One Mean Machine! 70s Exploitation cinema at its best! Clint a young man with a dream enters his custom va...

04/22/2014

Tomorrow Night, in a Cin-enema first, we're screening something animated! Heres a clip from movie that ALMOST made the cut… but it was just too good for the likes of you. See you at 8 Jerkwads

Dog's rap from the wonderfully awful "Titanic: The Animated Movie", the uncut version. Enjoy! :)

04/08/2014

Tonight. Because, we kinda hate you. Kiss rocks though, but... you… YOU can come get tortured at 8pm at Krankies and watch "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park"!!!!

the 1978 NBC Saturday Night at the Movies intro for this well-remembered television movie featuring the rock band Kiss

03/04/2014

TONIGHT… Cin-enema returns with THE SHAT!!!! William Shatner that is in "Kingdom of the Spiders"! Your nightmares will never be the same… because of Shatner… not the spiders… See you at 8pm!

In Kingdom of the Spiders a swarm of huge tarantulas, enraged by the misuse of pesticides, try to take over their part of the world. Dr. Robert Hansen (Willi...

02/25/2014

Awwww… Cinenema is cancelled tonight! ;( I think 2 weeks is the longest time we've ever gone! It means that next weeks return will be all the more spectacular! Much love