Knights of the Mystic Movie Club

07/24/2023

TUESDAY

I read on Yahoo! Answers that exactly four hundred and fifty-six years, nine months, and twenty-eight days ago, the crazed scribblings of Michel de Nostradamus predicted that WRJ Pride and Revenge of Movie Night would join forces to present the BIGGEST gay movie, and guess what? It's all true! The wait is over! THE PROPHESIZED BIG GAY MOVIE NIGHT HAS ARRIVED!

7:30pm at the chrome-plated, futuristic Main Street Museum! 7:30pm over sleek, atomic-powered Zoom at https://us02web.zoom.us/j/6513230906! Chips! Seltzers! Contests! Bigness! Gayness! A concluding sentence ending in three exclamation points!!!

08/21/2019

Ben Peberdy held a VHS tape aloft with a plastic sword stuck through the middle, à la Excalibur. It was August 29, 2017, the date...

09/04/2017

TUESDAY:

The end was nigh. The final blackout. The event horizon. But what lies after the end, and beyond beyond?

REVENGE!

Join us - tomorrow at 7:30PM - for a startling look at the future.

ALL NEW TIME! ALL NEW MOVIES! SAME ORIGINAL FLAVOR!

There will be chips.

08/30/2017

Crash & Burn, Stay Firm

08/28/2017

I go to Indianapolis every year, to see the Indy 500. I go there with friends to drive and race. Every year when they go there to qualify, they usually have to go as fast as they possibly can to get a front row position. They put nitro in their cars sometimes instead of the fuel that's intended to be in the cars, so that the cars will go faster...and they do...for 5 or 10 laps.

Then they blow all to Hell.

On an unrelated note, here's a collection of the covers from all the movies we've shown. When I couldn't find the cover, I included the poster. Sometimes these covers were an alarmingly accurate summary of the video contents. Other times, they were colorful lures that tricked us good.

08/18/2017

TUESDAY:
Okay, let's rock n' roll. The penultimate chapter of Movie Night is here. This time it's a voodoo-espionage-karate-drug smuggling action flick. This movie is a spin-kick of spectacle that will satisfy your heathen bloodlust. Remember when you loaned me five bucks for gas and I said I'd pay you back? You're welcome.

PREPARE YOURSELF.

08/11/2017

TUESDAY:
Hey buddy! You feeling all worn out after this white-knuckle week of existential terror? Well, I got some good news. Movie Night 'ain't over yet, and we've got a slammin' futuristic sci-fi flick with your name on it.

Well, not really...it doesn't actually have your name on it because that would be an odd title...but...yeah! Anyway! Strap on your roller-blades, because this is one you won't want to miss.