06/11/2026
🚨⚔️👽 ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF ETERNIA AND EARTH 🚨⚔️👽
Your weekend plans have been officially hijacked.
Starting THURSDAY…
💪 HE-MAN IS SWINGING A GIANT SWORD AROUND
and
🛸 THE GOVERNMENT MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ALIENS
Honestly, we don’t know which one is more terrifying.
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⚔️ MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
THU & FRI — 4:00 & 7:00
SAT & SUN — 1:00, 4:00 & 7:00
Features:
✔ Muscles
✔ Swords
✔ Skeletor problems
✔ Questionable decisions made by heroes
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👽 DISCLOSURE DAY
THU & FRI — 4:00 & 7:00
SAT & SUN — 1:00, 4:00 & 7:00
Features:
✔ Aliens
✔ Conspiracies
✔ Government secrets
✔ That feeling of “wait…what if?”
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🍿 Also available:
⭐ Date Night Combo — $20
Because discussing alien invasions over Dirty Sodas is what romance was meant to be.
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🎟️ TICKETS
Matinee — $4.50
Evening
Adults — $7
Kids — $5
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This weekend you have two choices:
1️⃣ Stay home and argue about what to watch for 45 minutes.
2️⃣ Come to Key Twin Cinema and watch He-Man fight evil while aliens possibly arrive.
The correct answer is #2.
👇 Tag the friend who would absolutely join a resistance movement against Skeletor or immediately trust the aliens. 🍿🤣🎬