Make Artie Lange the Next Colonel Sanders

Make Artie Lange the Next Colonel Sanders Artie Lange should be the next Colonel Sanders! KFC, please make the fat little bastard known as Artie Lange the new Colonel Sanders!

While Hammond, MacDonald and Gaffigan were lovely Colonels, We the People much prefer a (former) Jack Daniels swilling, pizza eating, dog hating, whore using, (former) cocaine abusing, hairy backed, big bellied blowhard from New Jersey!

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