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Age Hams we mail your friends and family unforgettable, unique (and often weird) greeting cards with tiny pig friends we are age hams so much
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07/18/2026

this is a policy clarification because some people are thinking a first day of school card cannot arrive until the child is physically standing near a school

nooh

it may arrive while the child is at a pool or eating cereal in the afternoon or looking for one shoe

the card is planning ahead and that is allowed

it says happy first day of school and comes with three small pigs because the policy is generous in that area

here is the card involved in the policy:
https://agehams.com/happy-first-day-of-school/

thank yooh

07/17/2026

okey so this card says hey there from captain picard and that is a very efficient message from a captain who may be driving the ship right now

yooh can mail it to a friend who has not heard from captain picard lately which is probably most friends

the card comes with three small pigs so the greeting has some staff

we do not know whether the pigs have been trained for space but they fit in the envelope and that is the department we control

here is the card:
https://agehams.com/hey-there-from-captain-picard/

thank yooh

07/16/2026

okey a pencil was found near the pigs this morning and nobody will claim it

we asked shipping and they said nooh

we asked the card department and they said they have their own pencils with names on them

this pencil does not have a name on it which is suspicious but also common for pencils

we have placed it six inches away from the pigs until the matter becomes less educational

this is a greeting card company but sometimes an office item creates a full day thank yooh

07/15/2026

yais school is going to start again

this happens every year even though summer had several good weeks left and some children were using those weeks for important work such as being near a hose

so we made a card that says happy first day of school and then we put three small pigs inside because pencils have had too much control over the first day for too long

yooh can send it before school starts or after school starts if the first day got away from yooh

here is the school card:
https://agehams.com/happy-first-day-of-school/

thank yooh

07/14/2026

okey so this card has a real phone number on it and when someone calls the number they can talk to a turtle using a very large phone menu

sometimes the person leaves a voicemail and then our company has a recording from a person who sincerely tried to reach a turtle

we saved this one because that is what the recording department does now

the card comes with three small pigs because the turtle should not have to handle every part of the product service alone

here is the turtle card:
https://agehams.com/call-this-number-to-talk-to-a-turtle/

thank yooh

07/13/2026

okey so this person owns a phone and the phone has not provided any evidence lately

yooh sent a text and then the text entered a private part of the phone where nobody can go

so now the mail is entering the situation with a card that says mailed yooh this because yooh never text me back

the card comes with three small pigs because a serious communication escalation should have supplies

here is the card if that helps:
https://agehams.com/mailed-yooh-this-because-yooh-never-text-me-back/

thank yooh

07/12/2026

okey so this birthday card says happy birthday and has a guinea pig on it and that is the whole card and yooh can see it in the great video

okey moving on this great card comes with three small pigs for nooh reason and those small pigs are called age hams

only $7.99 and we even mail it for yooh because the post office is sometimes not fun and we would never make yooh go there



See this card here: https://agehams.com/happy-birthday-guinea-pig/

07/11/2026

if yooh smile too much everyone will know yooh are not really into the paperclips but again we need to know if this is trendy thank yooh

07/10/2026

we are not a cheese company we are a greeting card company so stop that right now with thinking we sell different and varies cheeses thank yooh

okey moving on this great card comes with three small pigs for nooh reason and those small pigs are called age hams

only $7.99 and we even mail it for yooh because the post office is sometimes not fun and we would never make yooh go there

there may be a tiktok shop button on this video if the button department is awake today thank yooh



See this card here: https://agehams.com/how-about-some-parmesan-cheese/

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