Fat Spatula

Fat Spatula Scraping the bowl of humanity :: www.fat-spatula.co.nz Fat Spatula is the gallery, studio and design space of Haumoana artist Andy Heyward.

Original art, craft and design is created within and shared outwardly via the interwebs, exhibitions and craft markets.

El Haumoana spotted at Rangitoto Island in the Hauraki Gulf over Easter.
13/04/2026

El Haumoana spotted at Rangitoto Island in the Hauraki Gulf over Easter.

Today's breakfast taste sensation  #24. Peanut butter and pickle toast sandwich with a dash of cracked pepper. This is s...
25/03/2026

Today's breakfast taste sensation #24. Peanut butter and pickle toast sandwich with a dash of cracked pepper. This is surprisingly tasty, would eat again.

New postcards on deck at . You know you want to send one to your mates who aren't here.
09/03/2026

New postcards on deck at . You know you want to send one to your mates who aren't here.

Did you know that when you are a grown ass adult you can choose any duvet cover you like? My wife has different tastes a...
02/03/2026

Did you know that when you are a grown ass adult you can choose any duvet cover you like? My wife has different tastes and levels of heat tolerance than me so it's Sesame Street for m'lady while I am obviously an Action Man ... Day and night ... Ha ha

Sydney adventures photo dump. From washing machines on clotheslines to a Tom Hanks film set with a few feeds in between.
31/01/2026

Sydney adventures photo dump. From washing machines on clotheslines to a Tom Hanks film set with a few feeds in between.

Got to see the Ron Mueck exhibition in Sydney today.
29/01/2026

Got to see the Ron Mueck exhibition in Sydney today.

If you are stumbling around the east block in Hastings, I have some artworks on display in the i-site. Be real nice if y...
08/12/2025

If you are stumbling around the east block in Hastings, I have some artworks on display in the i-site. Be real nice if y'all went and bought them for Christmas.

Finally got around to erecting our "Christmas Tree". This year it is the Singer sewing machine of immaculate joy. Featur...
05/12/2025

Finally got around to erecting our "Christmas Tree". This year it is the Singer sewing machine of immaculate joy. Featuring the ghost decorations of Christmas past.

Back for a limited time while I use up the last of my pillow fighting cushion material. I am discontinuing the pillow fi...
02/12/2025

Back for a limited time while I use up the last of my pillow fighting cushion material. I am discontinuing the pillow fighting cushion range so if you feel the need to do battle with a custom cushion then get into the Dept and choose your weapon.

Get the blessing of Saint Nicolas in your world. Having this in your life will grant you all the happiness you can handl...
19/11/2025

Get the blessing of Saint Nicolas in your world. Having this in your life will grant you all the happiness you can handle.

Real people have hung this in their house and the next day been blessed with extremely good looks and youthful exuberance, their hair became shinier and skin blemishes cleared up. Formerly barren wombs became impregnated, belligerent neighbours became peaceful, gardens became fruitful and Tool released a new album. Car enthusiasts report getting better fuel economy and effervescent paint work once they hung Saint Nicolas from their rear-view mirror. One man wore Saint Nicolas around his neck and instantly gained 3.5 new lovers. Are you sure you are ready for Saint Nicolas?

Saint Nicolas isn’t just for Christmas he is for all year-round. These laser-blessed icons measure 90 x 70mm and are able to suspend magically in the air with the aid of a unique tensile tethering bound into a loop. The wood can absorb your tears and also the affection you radiate towards it.

Get blessed today and give the gift of Saint Nicolas to your loved ones while you are at it.

The winged whales seemed to be flying out the door as fast as I can make them. Everyone needs a set of whales on their w...
17/11/2025

The winged whales seemed to be flying out the door as fast as I can make them. Everyone needs a set of whales on their wall.

It's been a moment between posts and painting. My mother died earlier this month and on the day she died and at her tang...
29/10/2025

It's been a moment between posts and painting. My mother died earlier this month and on the day she died and at her tangi in our garden this duck turned up. Last week my son was needing to put his elderly dog Maggie down and that same duck turned up that morning. I swear the Angel of death visits in duck form. I decided to paint this piece. Long story short, Maggie escaped euthanasia for now, and I added a footnote.

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