There was much rejoicing and seshings of mums before they did enter this realm of wonder. Upon the other side of the door, they did glimpse a land of excitement and so they did venture in...
Therein they did some see a being of such pure awesomeness, He Who Was Both Natsci and Medic, and they did say unto him, 'What is this place?' And he replied thus;
1) Phents is the center of all fresher-base
d entertainment.
2) Thou shalt have multiple mum seshes.
3) The phimp hand shall be kept strong, bi***es need controllin'.
4) BABY MONKEY
5) Thou shalt not scorn thy Phents, for you shall know His name when He lays His vengenence upon thee.
6) Phents has everything, ask and ye shall receive.
7) Maple syrup shall always be stocked.
8) Medic banter shall be met unkindly -.-
9) When performing the cracker challenge, plastic bags shall be utilised to reduce collateral mess and general bedder-related angst.
10) Literally, this is so on a level that it is essentially epic. Trudat.
11) Donations of Southern Comfort shall be met with much reward. Just sayin'.
12) Snakes in a Bog-roll shall be revered as a masterpiece of cinema, for it will be, is, and was recorded within.
13) Ivan shall continue to fist everyone within ;)
14) During the mighty game of 'Ring of Fire' the following rules shall comprise Phents Drinking Rules, which may be enacted upon the appropriate time;
No use of first or last names
No pointing
No swearing
No drinking with thy dominant hand
No 'always-never' phrases
No use of the word drink
Thou shalt imbibe thy fluid, one who is fresh!
