Parkway Cinema Barnsley

01/06/2026

29/05/2026

Now on sale! Screening from Friday 19th June 😁

https://barnsleyparkway.admit-one.eu/details/?eventCode=104999

23/05/2026

This is the way at Parkway! Thanks for joining us Joe. 💪

22/05/2026

We LOVE this! 😁

Barnsley is going to be hot. Temperatures will be so daftly high that even the pigeons are considering deodorant. This is NOT a forecast.
This is a public service announcement.

WARNING

Tarmac will go soft enough to trap a Crocs-wearing pedestrian. Greggs sausage rolls may reach critical mass and begin self‑buttering. Men over 50 will insist “it’s not that hot” while turning the colour of a traffic cone. Kids will demand ice creams every 11 minutes.

ADVICE

Do NOT sit on anything leather. You will peel yourself off like a cheese slice. Avoid touching metal surfaces unless you enjoy branding yourself like a prize cow in Pen*stone. Hydrate regularly. Yes, water counts. No, lager does not count (but because this is a "drinking enthusiast" site, we will allow it). If you see someone mowing their lawn in this heat, report them. Summat wrong with them. Apply suncream thick enough to butter a crumpet.

LOCAL IMPACT ON THE COMMUNITY

Chavs will migrate to the nearest fountain like it’s a watering hole on the Serengeti. Shirtless men will appear in their natural habitat: everywhere. Expect at least one W*ANKER say “It were hotter in ’76” despite being born in 1994.

20/05/2026

Let’s hope that we can get our hands on one of these high definition 70mm prints! 🙏

18/05/2026

'Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu' (12A) starts this Friday, and as long as he can find a space in the Seam car park for the Razor Crest, we will be joined by a very special guest, who, for only a few litres of blue milk, has agreed to stick around during Friday night's final evening walk-in to meet everyone!

Follow the link for more information & booking...this is the way...

https://barnsley.parkwaycinemas.co.uk/event/102342