07/15/2026
To whoever brought the pre-washed bagged spinach to the bridge tournament: The CDC calls it a Cyclospora outbreak, but the condo board calls it grounds for eviction.
The clubhouse is currently a biohazard zone, and our chef is in the back weeping over a pot of stewed radishes, muttering about 'the latrines of 1950.'
If you value your plumbing, stick to the Jell-O.
