05/26/2026
🚨 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 🚨
Because of your frankly ridiculous levels of support we’ve reached the milestone of some asinine number I dreamed up last night! As such we’re gonna start giving s**t away! No minimum amount, just randomly giving people STUFF. What is this STUFF you ask?! Oh… you’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE!!!!
Ahem…but really, the sale’s still in full swing so get out there and DANCE! If you’ve already BOUGHT don’t you worry— you’re already eligible to potentially win FREE STUFF!
Peace and elbow grease, Uri