barebonestiki

10/15/2026

We misprinted some Sea Light Swizzles, but we think they’re super spooky with a grey orb and green light.  This is a super limited amount - don’t miss it! 🎃

🌟 Available for immediate shipping! 🌟

10/13/2026

10/02/2026

PARTY GHOST! Boo’s getting crazy. Order today for YOUR chance to WIN this little party animal. Let’s get spooky with a deadman’s party!

10/02/2026

There’s still time to get these rascally trick-or-treaters in time for the spooky season! Order today to guarantee they head your way by October 9th. Link in bio for more details!

09/28/2026

Boo the Spoopy ghost will always light your way! This lil guy sold out fast so we’re putting him back in stock! Orders now go out before October 9th! Go get’em!

09/22/2026

BOO! The BBT Halloween 2026 Collection is here just in time for fall! 🍂🎃

Pick up Boo! the Ghost Light Swizzle or our Trick or Treaters. (Pro tip - if you buy all 4 of the kids, you get a secret discount!)

DON'T WAIT - STOCK IS LIMITED!!

Orders with Halloween goods placed now through September 30 will SHIP by October 9th. We will roll this back if needed to make sure we can meet that deadline and you get plenty of time to enjoy your spooky swizzles!

06/02/2026

Incredible, isn’t it? One day you’re sneaking out of third story windows of St. Winnifred’s School for Boys with good knees and tight skin and the next you’re holding up paint swatches to your face because you want to match the shade of purple under your eyes for your powder room and your lumbago is acting up. You try to assure yourself that the crushing weight of banality is all in your head but you just got a message that your new kitchen knife sharpener that you ordered from Amazon had its delivery delayed to tomorrow and you sit alone in the dark and wonder: is God dead? Did we kill him? Anyway. EVERYTHINGS FINE SALE ENDS TODAY. Get your stuff!

Hoping this finds you before I do,
Uri (Prince of Nigeria)

06/01/2026

Alright Boneheads listen up! We pulled together some sweet stuff to give away including straws from , mugs from the , and hand carved figures from plus more. Who gets this sweet stuff? Anyone! It’s random. Like W***y Wonka— all you gotta do is buy my chocolate. How much time do you have left? Great questions. ONE MORE FREEKIN DAY. This crazy ridiculous sale ends TOMORROW. So if you’re still on the fence now’s the time to rip your jeans and skin your knees because my accountant informs me I can’t do this s**t again! 😃 So get to dancing. Doing great!

Objectively yours,
Uri 💋

05/28/2026

Please Send Me Your Stuff: A One-Act Play.

Some lucky boneheads will get some kickass goods from , the NAME in glass tiki straws. No minimum to buy, it’s random! If you’ve already purchased you’re already entered BUT THE SALE IS STILL GOING STRONG. Everything’s cool! Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoo

05/26/2026

🚨 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 🚨

Because of your frankly ridiculous levels of support we’ve reached the milestone of some asinine number I dreamed up last night! As such we’re gonna start giving s**t away! No minimum amount, just randomly giving people STUFF. What is this STUFF you ask?! Oh… you’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE!!!!

Ahem…but really, the sale’s still in full swing so get out there and DANCE! If you’ve already BOUGHT don’t you worry— you’re already eligible to potentially win FREE STUFF!

Peace and elbow grease, Uri