Sharks With Lasers

Sharks With Lasers A laser cut goods shop that speaks fluent pop-culture with a movie quote accent.
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Air Assault: because walking is optional and gravity is a suggestion.Fresh off the laser and shining like a freshly earn...
01/16/2026

Air Assault: because walking is optional and gravity is a suggestion.

Fresh off the laser and shining like a freshly earned badge—these Air Assault wings are built for the soldiers who willingly look at a helicopter and say, “Yeah. I’ll hang out of that.”

Clean lines.
Layered depth.
That unmistakable shine that says earned, not issued.

This isn’t just wall art. This is a visual reminder of long days, heavier rucks, louder rotors, and the eternal truth that Air Assault school was a choice.

Perfect for offices, gyms, shops, or anywhere you want visitors to quietly go, “Oh… this person doesn’t mess around.”

If your wings deserve more than a shadow box,
👉 Sharks With Lasers has you covered. 💥🦈

(Air Assault… Aerosol.) 🚁😏

Transportation Corps: because nothing happens until something moves.These Transportation logos were built for the folks ...
01/16/2026

Transportation Corps: because nothing happens until something moves.

These Transportation logos were built for the folks who don’t just support the mission — they make the mission possible.

Fuel. Convoys. Timelines. Routes planned, rerouted, and somehow still on time.

If it rolls, flies, floats, or needs to be somewhere yesterday… Transportation already handled it.

Clean lines. Bold colorways.
That iconic winged wheel that quietly says:
“You’re welcome for literally everything.”

No flash without function.
No mission without movement.

If your unit needs signage or wall art that says
“We move the Army — and we do it right,”
👉 Sharks With Lasers is ready to roll. 💥🦈

(Convoy brief complete. Wheels up.)

Military Police: solving problems the toddlers in uniform swear they didn’t cause.This custom MP plaque was made for the...
01/15/2026

Military Police: solving problems the toddlers in uniform swear they didn’t cause.

This custom MP plaque was made for the kind of Soldier who’s heard all of these before:
• “I didn’t do anything.”
• “It wasn’t me.”
• “I swear it was like that when I got here.”

Featuring a winged skull (because subtlety is overrated), gold accents, and enough authority to make a formation stand a little straighter—this piece honors the 561st MP Co in true MP fashion.

This isn’t a participation plaque.

This is a “you kept order, wrote the report, and with an ungodly amount of patience, kept the animals from taking over the zoo,” kind of plaque.

Because MPs don’t just enforce standards—they are the standard… and yes, they already checked your ID.

If your unit needs a plaque that says: “We appreciate you. Please don’t pull us over later!”

👉 Sharks With Lasers has you covered. 💥🦈 (Hands where we can see them. Compliments accepted.) 😏🚓

🎄✨ MERRY GRINCHMAS FROM WHOVILLE (and… whatever lair this guy crawled out of) ✨🎄Yes, it’s true.The rumors are accurate.T...
12/25/2025

🎄✨ MERRY GRINCHMAS FROM WHOVILLE (and… whatever lair this guy crawled out of) ✨🎄

Yes, it’s true.
The rumors are accurate.
The Grinch married Whoville.

Meet your shop owners:
💚 Alex — Professional Christmas Menace, CEO of Grump
Nicole — Sparkle Distributor, Keeper of the Holiday Spirit

Together, we balance each other out beautifully.
One of us steals Christmas… The other puts a bow on it and sets it back out on the shelves with custom engraving.

We wish you a holiday season full of:
🎁 gifts that actually hit
🎄 decorations with personality
😂 laughter louder than the Grinch’s heart growing three sizes
…and just enough mischief to keep things interesting

From our slightly unhinged hearts to yours —
Merry Christmas, ya filthy Whos. 💚🎄

— Alex & Nicole

📡⚡ Airborne jumps… Signal makes sure everyone knows about it.This custom plaque honors the people who make the radios ta...
12/23/2025

📡⚡ Airborne jumps… Signal makes sure everyone knows about it.

This custom plaque honors the people who make the radios talk, the networks behave, and the mission continue even when everyone swears, “It was working five minutes ago!”

Layered acrylic, gold accents, and enough detail to say, “Yes, this took planning. No, you can’t just reboot it.”

Because Signal doesn’t get applause mid-mission.

They get it when everything actually works and no one notices why.

This isn’t just an Airborne plaque. It’s a Signal Corps plaque — for the leaders who carried the bandwidth, fixed the chaos, and kept the Screaming Eagle connected from start to finish.

If your unit needs a send-off piece that says, “We know exactly who kept us online…”

👉 Sharks With Lasers is standing by — comms check complete. 💥🦈

🇺🇸🛡️ Because a simple “thank you” clearly wasn’t enough.When someone puts in years of service, countless hours, and appr...
12/13/2025

🇺🇸🛡️ Because a simple “thank you” clearly wasn’t enough.

When someone puts in years of service, countless hours, and approximately 47 lifetimes of pain, you don’t give them a mug.

You give them a plaque so detailed it looks like it requires a safety brief.

This absolute unit was custom-built featuring layered acrylic, razor-sharp detail, and enough symbolism to justify at least three PowerPoint slides explaining it.

It proudly says DEFEND AND SERVE, while also silently screaming, “Please stop calling me, I’m retired.”

Shiny enough to reflect bad decisions. Big enough to intimidate junior enlisted. Clean enough to somehow still get inspected.

If your unit needs a send-off gift that says, “We appreciate you… but we’re still gonna roast you,”

👉 Sharks With Lasers has your six. 💥🦈

Behold: the world’s classiest giant clover that might not bring you luck……But it will bring judgment if you don’t square...
12/09/2025

Behold: the world’s classiest giant clover that might not bring you luck…

…But it will bring judgment if you don’t square your corners.

Crisp lines. Clean acrylic. The kind of shine that makes you wonder if you should salute it or frame it. Designed for a leader whose impact was so large we had to physically shape acrylic around the emotional damage they’re leaving behind.

Bastogne is losing a legend. We’re just honored they let us immortalize it in a clover big enough to be seen from the catwalk.

If your unit needs a send-off piece that screams
“NO SLACK… not even on your wall décor,”
👉 Sharks With Lasers has you covered. 💥🦈

When the 101st says “Air Assault,” we say “How big you want it?”Just wrapped up this monster of a plaque — the Screaming...
12/06/2025

When the 101st says “Air Assault,” we say “How big you want it?”

Just wrapped up this monster of a plaque — the Screaming Eagle looking like it’s about to rappel off your wall and deliver a safety brief you didn’t ask for.

✅ Clean lines
✅ Crisp colors
✅✅ Crossed cannons big enough to make an artilleryman yell “SEND IT!”

This thing is guaranteed to boost unit pride and morale… (Results may vary. LT morale not included.)

If your shop wall, team room, or office needs a sign that screams “AIRBORNE!” louder than a jumpmaster with a megaphone…
👉 Sharks With Lasers has you covered. 💥🦈

⚔️🪽 “Night Stalkers Don’t Quit”… and neither do our plaques.Check out this absolute work of art we just finished — a cus...
12/05/2025

⚔️🪽 “Night Stalkers Don’t Quit”… and neither do our plaques.

Check out this absolute work of art we just finished — a custom acrylic piece featuring the legendary Night Stalker crest, polished to a shine and detailed enough to make even a Pegasus do a double-take.

Bold colors. Razor-clean lines. Floating mount hardware that makes it look like it’s about to launch on a midnight mission of its own.

If you’ve ever wondered whether a plaque can radiate “Death Waits in the Dark” energy… the answer is now yes.

Huge thanks to the team who entrusted us with this build — we’re honored to bring such iconic unit heritage to life in custom form.

Want one for your shop, your team room, or the wall you pretend is a TOC?

👉 Sharks With Lasers is wheels up & ready.💥🦈

By far the coolest plaque we’ve made so far…
12/05/2025

By far the coolest plaque we’ve made so far…

🕷️🪂 Riggers, but make it Spidey-level iconic.We thought we’d made it all… and then we made this.Custom Spider-Man, rocki...
12/05/2025

🕷️🪂 Riggers, but make it Spidey-level iconic.

We thought we’d made it all… and then we made this.

Custom Spider-Man, rocking a ‘chute and red riggers hat and perched off the acrylic like he’s about to jump straight out the C-130 and check your suspension lines himself.

Hands down—the coolest plaque we’ve made so far. (And yes—he absolutely passes a CIF turn-in inspection.)

If you want your own custom unit-themed, comic-themed, or “I didn’t know you could even MAKE that” plaque—

👉 Sharks With Lasers is standing by. 💥

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2840 Bastogne Avenue
Fort Campbell, KY
42223

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 5pm
Tuesday 10am - 5pm
Wednesday 10am - 5pm
Thursday 10am - 5pm
Friday 10am - 5pm
Saturday 10am - 5pm

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